The Bus Driver is a minor character in Cat's Dont Dance. He is a messy eater and a talkative person. He eats a sandwich which spills mustard on the floor. He tells Danny about the animals not being in the movies, with Danny ignoring him most of the time. When Danny tells him to stop the bus, he does so and his sandwich gets smashed on the window. He tells Danny, "We just barely got started!". Danny then leaves him and he drives away to a different city or state presumably. He was voiced by David Johansen.